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Friday

The waiter ©

"I am John, your waiter I'll be"
Handsome hunk waiting on me!
"Friday special we have here
Juicy steak well-done and rare.
You're vegetarian, vegan too?
Then this choice'd never do.
Not vegan, aah I see
Broccolli made in brie
And for the hors' d ouvre..
Some water, yes ma'am sure"
I contemplate the spread
Which veggies, what kind of bread?
Selection made, he is back
And brought the bread rack.
"Ravioli madame not fettucine?
With the asparagus some cream?
Spinach not marinara'd do better
A side salad on the platter?"
Confusedly my order place
Lone line on my napkin trace.
Butter a roll eat it too
Munch on breadsticks few!
Mouth watering my food I wait
Am famished, realized it late.
Dip the roll in tomato sauces
Play some naughts and crosses.
Wonder how long will it take
My simple order, kitchen to make.

So I ask you, be the arbiter
Who really is the waiter?

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